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		<title>H1N1, treatment worse than disease? (updated)</title>
		<link>http://www.abyssia.com/articles/featured-articles/no-news-is-good-news/swine_flu_01</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:33:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Acyclitor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, so we are posting news &#38; opinion now? As you may have heard on fine mainstream news programming, H1N1 influenza (aka &#8220;swine flu&#8221;) is serious fucking business. Its even manged to kill a small fraction of the amount of people normal-old-boring-flu kills every year. Obviously the entire world should shit bricks over this, as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t mind the dust</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 15:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, there are going to be some changes around here. Please see This Thread for more details! Also, don&#8217;t worry&#8211;the shitty bright layout isn&#8217;t going to stay. I&#8217;m going to see about integrating the forum&#8217;s layout with this as much as possible.]]></description>
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