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	<title>The Abyss &#187; No News is Good News</title>
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		<title>H1N1, treatment worse than disease? (updated)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:33:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Acyclitor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, so we are posting news &#38; opinion now? As you may have heard on fine mainstream news programming, H1N1 influenza (aka &#8220;swine flu&#8221;) is serious fucking business. Its even manged to kill a small fraction of the amount of people normal-old-boring-flu kills every year. Obviously the entire world should shit bricks over this, as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fox News Finds Newsworthy Mom, Rapes Her</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 05:37:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,549323,00.html I&#8217;m going to make this quick because I&#8217;m going to bed soon, but I just had to put down my thoughts about this article in a public forum. Fox News is not generally known to be a satire news service, but most of the time I find FoxNews.com&#8217;s &#8220;Fair and Balanced&#8221; tagline to be [...]]]></description>
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