Here’s the one everybody’s been waiting for: Ask Dr. Nomad: The Relationship edition! Dr. Nomad has been hard at work giving you the answers you deserve to your most personal relationship questions!

Hey fellas! Welcome to the very first edition of Ask Dr. Nomad! In this column, you ask me–Dr. Nomad–the pressing questions that plague your lives. Having a problem with your woman and don’t know who to turn to? Have a problem with your man and don’t know how to tell your woman about it? Have a problem with your woman’s woman and don’t know how to talk to your woman’s woman’s man to get advice on how to deal with your woman’s woman’s man’s woman? Well, I’m here to help, man!